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Hadouken( Hadouken! )
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The Bounce
Hadouken! Don't give up your day job (Day job) Don't give up your day job, boy (Don't give up your day job)
Don't give up your day job (Day job) What do you mean? This is my day job you shitcunt
Bounce (Do the bounce) Bounce do the bounce (Bounce your balls) Yeah, do the Bounce (Bounce your balls) Yeah, do the bounce
The bounce is my favorite dance You know we're smashin' like glass I'm the teacher and you are the class Better learn it, don't be alarmed
Okay people, have you heard my plans? I wanna make a record for ten-year-old fans! They can learn the dance; it will be a smash I can rob their parents' hard-earned cash
I could just be pop's latest fad I wanna have a dance like Whigfield had Credibility I can ditch If they can make me filthy rich
That's right, yeah, we don't quit (If you don't wanna dance let's Try your shit/If you wanna dance then strut your shit?) Just grab what you can hold It's the bestest dance in the whole wide world
Basically what it involves is Lots of bouncing from your shoulders Bounce your balls or bounce your boobs Nod, yeah, if you've got these moves
Don't give up your day job (Day job) Don't give up your day job, boy (Fuck shit up) (Day job)
The bounce is my favorite dance You know we're smashin' like glass I'm the teacher and you are the class Better learn it, don't be alarmed
I wanna make a dance, sell a million singles I won't stop 'til my pockets all jingle I want my content on your phone I'll charge six quid for a shitty ring tone
My dance will spread across the nation It could be the next overnight sensation Tacky merchandise and such bad taste I could go on kid's TV fucked off my face
We're in a riot, we're (Ravecore?) We wreck everything that you stood for Such a fuss that we kick up If you wanna jam then fuck shit up
Swing your arm up vertically Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com And nod your head aggressively Swing your wrist right round in circuits Do this stuff and it is merkage
Don't give up your day job (Day job) Don't give up your day job, boy (Fuck shit up) (Day job)
The Bounce is my favorite dance You know we're smashin' like glass I'm the teacher and you are the class Better learn it, don't be alarmed
What have they left us with? Why do they try and feed it Why do people eat it? What will we hear tonight? Another plastic lie from the factory?
Bounce (Oh) Do the bounce (Bounce your balls)
Yeah, do The Bounce (Bounce your balls) Bounce (Do the bounce Yeah do the bounce)
Swing your arm up vertically And nod your head aggressively Swing your wrist right round in circuits Do this stuff and it is merkage
Okay, people, have you heard my plans? I wanna make a record for ten-year-old fans They can learn the dance; it will be a smash I can rob their parents' hard-earned cash
I could just be pop's latest fad I wanna have a dance like Whigfield had Credibility I can ditch If they can make me filthy rich
That's right, yeah, we don't quit (If you don't wanna dance let's Try your shit/If you wanna dance then strut your shit?) Just grab what you can hold It's the bestest dance in the whole wide world
Basically what it involves is Lots of bouncing from your shoulders Bounce your balls or bounce your boobs Nod, yeah, if you've got these moves
What have they left us with? Why do they try and feed it Why do people eat it? What will we hear tonight? Another plastic lie from the factory?
Don't give up your day job (Day job) Don't give up your day job, boy (Don't give up your day job) Don't give up your day job (Day job)
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