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Bart Baker
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Hello
Hello, help me I have no service, I shouldn't have switched to AT&T I cannot, even tweet My entire world is crashing down, I feel like I'm dying
Hello, can you hear me? Adele calm down, use the landline, you are such a drama queen No I cancelled that, last week I'm having a panic attack, just try outside, stop crying
This entire song is, one giant, first world problem rent
Hello, oh god no, why? I still have zero bars outside I'm so screwed, my life is crumbling before my eyes Wait I know I'll go back in, and connect with wifi
Oh no I'm locked outside I can't fucking believe this why? Please come to the door and, let me back in the home It's fifty degrees and all I have is this massive coat I'm so cold...
Thank god, a payphone In the middle of the woods, makes perfect sense normal totally C'mon, pick it up I can't believe I'm locked out of the house and you're not answering
It's been an hour, since my last tweet My fans must think I'm dead
Help me I cannot get online If I do not say hello I Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Will lose my following They will forget about me
Wait hold up I have a bar Now I can tweet Hello I'm still alive I have bad service locked outside
She can't get in her house And her service is bad Oh poor Adele her life is It shambles it's so sad
It's the worst day of my life And now my fucking phone just died Everythings gone wrong My world's falling apart
I might as well just give up And shove this knive in my heart Goodbye world...
What are you doing? You know this is a push door, right?
Now I'm gonna starve and die
Wait, that's it! You're way too dramatic! We're breaking up!
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